College Football Power Houses Pursue One of Lake Central's Own

Ohio State. Alabama. Oregon. Notre Dame. Penn State. These are only five of the forty-seven schools interested in Lake Central's finest player: Paul Centanni. We might all know Paul from his all star performance in the sectional championship against Merrillville in 2013, where he caught the eye of many coaches, yet not a single pass. 

Standing at a staggering 5'8" 171 pounds, Paul Centanni would be a brick wall if the brick wall was made out of cheap Nikes and Chief Keef albums instead of actual bricks. Centanni's athletic ability has been recognized throughout the region, even getting him recruited for the Bishop Noll novice hockey team. "I can be the enforcer, I can be the playmaker, I can be the goalie, I could do anything on that team" stated Centanni. "But usually coach puts me at left bench," Paul later added.

Though Centanni played the positions of guard and center during his high school career, many of the colleges pursuing him want to change him into a wide receiver. Coach Saint Germain tried vigorously to put Paul at the first string wide receiver position last season, however after multiple threats from current varsity receiver Antwan Davis, he realized his life was more important than a winning season. "Second string? Fam I would of cut him up into strings of spaghetti if he moved me to second string," said Davis, "I'm Antwan Motherfuckin' Davis, I don't need to be in this bullshit school with these white ass kids I'm going D1 baby." He then leaped over us with his "67 inch vert" and 40 yards into the weight room in a jaw dropping 2.6 seconds.

Centanni surprised everyone when stating that he will not be coming back to Lake Central next year, or going to pursue his collegiate career at any of his numerous D1offers. Centanni recently committed to Cash Money Records, where he plans on dropping his "fire" new mixtape next fall.

Centanni insisted that we put his Twitter handle and Instagram name in the article, but we refuse to promote that little douche-nozzle anymore than we already have.