On the night of March 3rd, all chill was lost on the social media site Twitter. After Mikey McClelland called Collin Zarlengo a queer, "Twitter Beef" was started among many students. Though the beef was originally between McClelland and Zarlengo, the majority of the awkwardly unwitty banter was between Mikey McClelland and Mike Frassinone. The overuse of emojis made for an incredibly awkward read for everyone involved.
Though the two Mikes were the focus of the beef they both had support from their respective sports. The soccer team whole heartedly supporting McClelland and the hockey team, as expected, supporting Frassinone. While there was only small talk about a fight, if the two sports would fight we would see the most one sided, brutal, and violent beat downs LC has ever seen. Even with their incredible leg muscles, a round house kick could only help the soccer boys so much.
When we approached Nick Frassinone, Mikes older brother, he said we could only conduct an interview as long as it was on the highway going 130 MPH next to his Subaru. When we approached speed and hung our heads out the window to ask questions he kept repeating "I can't hear you over my engine brah." After about two minutes of ignoring our questions, he screamed "SUBIE CREW" and sped off.
Mike Frassinone ended the night with a tweet saying, "Since I'm not getting mentions anymore I can finally jerk off now." That's a real quote, we didn't make that one up.
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