LC Drug Sweep Results in K-9 Unit Being "High as balls"

     During today's K-9 drug sweep, the detection dogs got "High as balls" one officers says. Reportedly, both the type and amount of drugs found was staggering to the officers performing the search. Despite Lake Centrals infamous history of previous drug busts, the administration was not expecting to find such large quantities. We were able to catch up with Officer Sidenbender at the top of the 3rd floor stairs. "It was the," *heavy breathing* "worst thing," *heavy breathing* "I've ever experienced." He then took a deep puff from his inhaler and walked away. We later found out he was talking about the three story trek up the stairs and not the drug sweep. 

     We spoke to an expert on the subject, Aaron Ali, and he told us "Man thank god I was able to throw my pound in my car before the dogs came around." Although marijuana was the majority of drugs found, it was not the only type of narcotic confiscated. 

     We approached one of the officers who had helped confiscate a 10-strip of acid. We asked him his opinion  on how the acid got into the school, "How does anything really get here man? Like how did we get here?" He had more to say but we left when he started asking us if we thought dragons were real.