Lake Central Becomes Leading Distributor of Adderall

Throughout the last several days, the amount of adderall going around Northwest Indiana has increased 27 times over. With this increase, Lake Central has become the leading exporter of adderall in the world. 

Despite not being its own country, nations from all over the world are reaching out to the low key distributors of Lake Central for their daily dosage of adderall. For instance, Russian president Vladimir Putin and North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Un ordered 6 kilos of adderall each from Lake Central.  Putin refused to release a statement when it was brought up during the UN meeting over the weekend, however Kenyan Leader Uhuru Kenyatta was not hesitant to make a comment, "Foh you know them Russians always be plottin shit boi them motherfuckas crazy as hell, damn killin a handle of vodka in one pull head asses."

Though no one knows the exact reason behind such a large order, we could only assume that former principal Mr. Tobias has some type of influence on this. "Me and Robin go way back, we've been moving bricks since I was in the 2nd grade," stated one Lake Central student who wished to keep his name anonymous,"we started off small, you know from selling coke to heroin to krokodil, then we moved to the big boy stuff: adderall. That's when they took him away." In spite of known allegations of money laundering throughout his years in the Lake Central Administration, the same source confirmed that he was in fact taken away for drug trafficking. 

Teachers and students alike were torn up when the news was spread around Laks Central. "It's just such a shame, he was a great guy and always had the kids in mind," said one Lake Central teacher. "Plus... You know... He was my plug." Tobias was actually apart of a large drug cartel and went by the name of Juan Pablo Tobiasio before taking the job at Lake Central as a front. 

Tobias is rumored to be reinstated soon, despite the legality problems revolving around the allegations, much of the school gets its revenue during finals season and the increase in demand in Adderall. Records say that a majority of money collected to build the new school came from a file named "Gainz" that was kept on Tobias' computer. Though Tobias no longer "runs shit" at LC, he passed the torch of illegal trafficking to former school police officer known by his street name, "Fred." We were able to reach him in his penthouse suite overlooking Time Square in New York yesterday for a interview, and after a long and rigorous interrogation from his team of attornies, we were able to ask him a few questions. "Fam let me tell you one thing about the adderall business..." We were unable to construct the rest of the words due to the abundance of donuts being eaten at the time. 

Tobias and Lake Central will continue their front as a local high school, while the thriving drug business continues to fund their lavish expansions.